Kevin's Captions

"Kevin is rewriting the textbooks of art history and will undoubtedly give future students many valuable new insights to contemplate."
Could have been worse.
(by Théodore Géricault)
Sarah’s caption:
And that was first class! You should see steerage.

Could have been worse.

(by Théodore Géricault)

Sarah’s caption:

And that was first class! You should see steerage.

Widgery thought he had done a good job securing the mast, but a stiff breeze suggested otherwise.
(by Andries van Eertvelt)
Phil’s caption:
Dadgummit, Maude. Every year it’s the same dang thing; you book the  cheapest cruise you can find on that ding-dang interweb site and we end  up ass-over-teakettle fighting for a seat!  Next year Im’a goin’ ta  disneyworld!

Widgery thought he had done a good job securing the mast, but a stiff breeze suggested otherwise.

(by Andries van Eertvelt)

Phil’s caption:

Dadgummit, Maude. Every year it’s the same dang thing; you book the cheapest cruise you can find on that ding-dang interweb site and we end up ass-over-teakettle fighting for a seat! Next year Im’a goin’ ta disneyworld!

(by Don Martin)
Sarah’s caption:
"You want me to put this mast WHERE?"

(by Don Martin)

Sarah’s caption:

"You want me to put this mast WHERE?"

Liz’s husband had barely escaped Chernobyl himself.
(by George Condo)
Sarah’s caption:
Few people know that George Condo stole inspiration from Mad Magazine’s Don Martin on a regular basis.

Liz’s husband had barely escaped Chernobyl himself.

(by George Condo)

Sarah’s caption:

Few people know that George Condo stole inspiration from Mad Magazine’s Don Martin on a regular basis.

There was only one person who could possibly put all the pieces back  together again. But she was a mysterious figure, and it seemed unlikely  anyone could locate her in time …
(by Richard Prince)
Phil’s caption:
Six years at Chernobyl Nursing School had prepared Liz for nearly any eventuality.

There was only one person who could possibly put all the pieces back together again. But she was a mysterious figure, and it seemed unlikely anyone could locate her in time …

(by Richard Prince)

Phil’s caption:

Six years at Chernobyl Nursing School had prepared Liz for nearly any eventuality.

They were able to locate some body parts, but sadly the right forearm seemed gone for good.
(by René Magritte)
Janice’s caption:
Merle wasn’t convinced that she needed to go into the magician’s box  nude.  She should at least have a hanky to wave when he was finished  sawing her parts.

They were able to locate some body parts, but sadly the right forearm seemed gone for good.

(by René Magritte)

Janice’s caption:

Merle wasn’t convinced that she needed to go into the magician’s box nude. She should at least have a hanky to wave when he was finished sawing her parts.

The fish might have enjoyed the day a bit more if the beach weren’t so crowded with frolicking tourists.
(by Peter Paul Rubens)
janine’s caption:
The tiger waited patiently for the others to leave so he could eat the other half of his prey.

The fish might have enjoyed the day a bit more if the beach weren’t so crowded with frolicking tourists.

(by Peter Paul Rubens)

janine’s caption:

The tiger waited patiently for the others to leave so he could eat the other half of his prey.

In a matter of just a few short weeks, they were back ashore.
(by Jan van Kessel)
Jonathan’s caption:
Even with SPF 50, the Flounder family could stay only an hour on the beach in the bright sun of Torquay.

In a matter of just a few short weeks, they were back ashore.

(by Jan van Kessel)

Jonathan’s caption:

Even with SPF 50, the Flounder family could stay only an hour on the beach in the bright sun of Torquay.

So he continued in a dinghy.
(by Winslow Homer)
Amber’s caption:
The crew finally realized that the tales of Moby Dick had been greatly  exaggerated. Once the great white…fish had been caught, they threw  Ahab and his quarry into a lifeboat and set them adrift to work out  their differences.

So he continued in a dinghy.

(by Winslow Homer)

Amber’s caption:

The crew finally realized that the tales of Moby Dick had been greatly exaggerated. Once the great white…fish had been caught, they threw Ahab and his quarry into a lifeboat and set them adrift to work out their differences.

She beat out Olaf, the undisputed champion for three years running.
(by Oldrich Kulhanek)
Phil’s caption:
Halfway through the journey and having been forced to rip the envelope  open far enough to see and breathe, Olaf realized trying to send himself  overseas via parcel post was not really such a good idea.

She beat out Olaf, the undisputed champion for three years running.

(by Oldrich Kulhanek)

Phil’s caption:

Halfway through the journey and having been forced to rip the envelope open far enough to see and breathe, Olaf realized trying to send himself overseas via parcel post was not really such a good idea.